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So I decided to enter the Bug Catching contest today and after 4 encounters a Shiny Venonat appears! Lucky me, I don’t care about the Sun Stone now!
But when I was trying to get out of the tall grass a Shiny Scyther appears! Awesome! Right?
Guess what? I can only keep one!
He’s like, “We were prepared for everything except the goddamn poodles.”
THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER
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THE LAST ONE
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
I’ve yelled this insult at more than one armored combat tournament…